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Saturday, January 07, 2006Go Longhorns!!
What a game! I don't even watch football but when your home town makes it to the superbowl of college ball its exciting. My son hopes to play for UT so I thought that made it more exciting!
Tower lights mark victory at Rose Bowl
The Tower at The University of Texas at Austin will be lighted entirely orange with the #1 displayed tonight (Thursday, Jan. 5) to celebrate the Texas Longhorns’ national championship victory at the 92nd Rose Bowl game in Pasadena, Calif.
The Tower will remain orange with the #1 displayed throughout the weekend.
The Longhorns clinched the Bowl Championship Series (BCS) title with a 41-38 win over the University of Southern California (USC). Texas completed a perfect 13-0 season, the most wins in school history. The Longhorns were a unanimous No. 1 in the final Associated Press Top 25 ranking. The victory marks the university’s fourth national title and its first since 1970.
Texas quarterback Vince Young ran for 200 yards and passed for 267 more, capping a performance that Texas fans will remember forever by scoring his third touchdown with 19 seconds left and running for a two-point conversion to secure the victory. At the trophy presentation after the historic contest, Young was named the game’s most valuable offensive player.
The Texas victory ended USC’s 34-game winning streak and gives the Longhorns a 20-game streak, now the longest in the nation.
This is the Longhorns’ second consecutive BCS appearance and victory at the Rose Bowl.
Wednesday, January 04, 2006A laugh! Or two or three!
Here are 6 reasons why you should think before
>you speak - the last
> >one is
> >great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you
> >take the
> >words back...or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the
> >of a few people who did....
> >FIRST TESTIMONY:
> >I walked into a hair salon with my husband and
three kids in tow and
> >loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a
blow job?" I
> >around and walked back out and never went back. My
> >say a
> >word...he knew better.
> >SECOND TESTIMONY:
> >I was at the golf store comparing different kinds
of golf balls. I
> >unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
After browsing for
> >minutes, I was approached by one of the
good-looking gentlemen who
> >the store. He asked if he could help me. Without
thinking, I looked
> >at him
> >and said, "I think I like playing with men's
> >TH IRD TESTIMONY:
> >My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a
store that sold a
> >of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the
display case, the boy
> >the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied,
"No, I'm just
> >at your nuts." My sister started to laugh
hysterically. The boy
> >and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day,
my sister has
> >never let
> >me forget.
> >FOURTH TESTIMONY:
> >While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler
> >release some
> >pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to
grab hold of her
>looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I
> >that if she did not start behaving "right now" she
> >punished. To my
> >horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a
voice just as
> >"If you don't let me go right now, I will tell
Grandma that I saw
> >kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence
was deafening after
> >enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped
what they were
> >doing. I
> >mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out
of the bank with
> >daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the
door closed behind
> >were screams of laughter.
> >FIFTH TESTIMONY:
> >Have you ever asked your child a question too many
> >son had a lot of problems with potty training
>and was on him
> >One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch
> >errands. It
> >was very busy, with a full dining room. While
enjoying my taco, I
> >something funny, so of course I checked my
> >she was clean. The realized that Danny had not
asked to go potty in
> >while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he
said "No". I kept
> >"Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I
don't have any
> >clothes with
> >me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't
have an accident?"
> >he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an
> >smell was getting worse. So, I asked one more time,
"Danny, did you
> >have an
> >accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his
> >spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST
FARTS!!" While 30
> >nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he
calmly pulled up
> >pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel
better by thanking me
> >the best laugh they'd ever had!
> >LAST TESTIMONY:
> >This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for
2 days and a
> >embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the
future, likely think
> >she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but
don't get any! We
> >had a
> >female news anchor that, the day after it was
supposed to have
> >snowed and
> >didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So
Bob, where's that 8
> >you promised me last night?"
> >Not only did HE have to leave the set,
>but half the crew did too
> >they were
> >laughing so hard!
> >"About Life"
> >Now, didn't that feel good? Pass it on to someone
you know who needs
Well this is my new contest....I already have this prize at home ready for a the winner. Just join my newsletter and you can win! One winner drawn at the end of the month..I am pleased that my agent liked my new paranormal I sent her and she already sent it out to a couple editors! That is my first positive news of the year so I am glad to have it! No bad news so far so knock on wood, I'm loving that!
Do you have a resolution? Diego tried to get me to make one! I just couldn't think of one I liked and was willing to stick to lol! What's yours and how are you going to stick to it?
Sunday, January 01, 2006
This came from a reader! Thank you PAM! She, like myself, is a BIG ANGEL fan! I so miss that show!
:: In PRINT in March!!! ::
Lisa Renee Jones
Doreen Orsini's Bed of Thorns